$15.00
No other hat in the world can do what this hat can do.
Features include:- Allows you to travel forwards in time.
- Protection from things that hit the brim of the hat instead of your face.
- Special technology developed by NASA that alerts your brain when it is "Krupnikas Time."
- Emits an sticky, ink-like liquid when threatened to warn off predators.
- Stack multiple hats on top of one another to increase their powers and get special bonuses.
- 100% increase in the amount of hat on your head vs. not wearing a hat.
- Available in Alternate Flat-Brim Design for Maximum SWAG.
But really, this is a well-made hat with an adjustable velcro strap (What did we tell you? NASA Science).